11-28-01
..it's almost december, and I had to use my air conditioning today......

11-29-01
i crack me up

12-12-01
You can't believe everything you read on the Internet....

12-22-01
never buy tape from Jason Jones

12-23-01
I have a lot of subpages.....

12-26-01
I'm all about non-linear access..

12-27-01
"don't eat the yellow [packing] peanuts" -jeremy parrott

12-31-01
always make sure the bottom deck is in chase mode.......

1-9-02
Die Floyd, Die!! [a book, not a person]

1-13-02
"mmmmmm, it DOES go well with the chicken!" -chall

1-16-02
mental note: the air conditioner doesn't control the volume on the radio.

1-21-02
"we need planes" -chall

1-28-02
I'm all about naked monkies (it was REALLY EARLY) [thanx john]

1-29-02
I don't know about socks.

1-30-02
socks are stupid.

1-31-02
"Girls are officialy beyond my level of comprehension." -chall

2-9-02
"A warm butt is a happy butt" -chall

2-12-02
Doctors should get to sleep, too.

2-25-02
man, I could eat rice all the time. I should move to china.

2-26-02
Super Glue: friend, or enemy?

3-6-02
"got yellow?"

3-6-02 [rare 2x exception made due to being out of town]
Arkansas stinks.

3-7-02
I have mad people-walking skills.

3-8-02
...use the plastic!!...

3-9-02
hurt people hurt....Jeri

3-10-02
how many interns does it take to close a sliding van door?

3-25-02
Martha Stewart taught my grandmother how to sharpen knives.

4-4-02
I'm the king of useless equipment!

4-8-02
whats up with those people closing their stores at 5pm - don't they know people have to buy stuff???

4-9-02
they don't teach Nobody Nothing at this school!

4-14-02
..it's hard to operate a nerf gun under the influence of tired

4-17-02
people don't like being up front.

4-20-02
You never know what people have in their back yards....

4-21-02
dude....if you put duct tape on the bottom of your feet, they get slippery!!

4-26-02
I hate it when I get stuck under the desk!

4-29-02
"why do internet sites ask you to "hit" a button when you only can click on it?" -jared

4-30-02
I'm going to backpack-mount the school's defibulator, and go around defibulating people!!!

5-1-02
we don't pull out in front of school buses.

5-3-02
Old guys can't be trusted with extension cords.

5-4-02
anything's free if you're doing sound.

5-7-02
I wonder if people only like me because I'm friends with the band...

5-8-02
never buy flowers from walmart.

5-15-02
the fax machine is NOT in the media closet!

5-24-02
Mental Note: don't go out the front door when it's locked.

5-30-02
Day-5: I decided to abandon the mousepad completely...

6-11-02
HIS... NAME... IS... PHIL!!

6-18-02
I'm not discussing, I'm realistic

6-24-02
now....if only I had a CD player...

6-27-02
people are waterproof

6-29-02
norm sherman is a self contained nudist colony

7-18-02
I'm generally not a big fan of waiting

7-19-02
"Go Deep" = "Pam Thumb"

7-20-02
why don't people understand the words "excuse me" ?

7-21-02
WalMart is not a falvor!!!

8-4-02
AirConditioning is overrated

8-7-02
if you're guna bubblewrap, bubblewrap systematically

8-16-02
yea, it pretty much doesn't bother me when you hit me on the hair

8-19-02
no, WE are the matchmakers, because WE have the chalk

8-21-02
if you're guna hide, don't hide under the water fountain

8-26-02
dude! I hate sneakers!

8-29-02
who needs the right lane?

9-3-02
gravity is your friend.

9-5-02
people have such a hard time calling technical support....

9-6-02
the peanuts magically come in a truck!

9-7-02
rain doesn't stop people from Ochlocknee

9-13-02
the EPA doesn't eat at fazoli's.

9-14-02
curbs don't scare me.

9-18-02
the bus was fine!!!

9-20-02
if I had internet in my car, I'd never go home.

9-23-02
People respect freon bottles.

10-7-02
Teenieboppers are so funny. I want to take them all and put them in a big cage so I can laugh at them.

10-8-02
GutterGuard - keeps rain out of your gutter!

10-9-02
sawblades make strange overtones.

10-14-02
dead cows don't go moo.

10-17-02
I don't have a problem with stealing pens.

10-31-02
Rite Aide always has the best music.

11-2-02
the "signal clip" light doubles as the "signal" light tonight....

11-6-02
50 MPh is pretty fast for pinestraw.

11-14-02
I'm a good driver...I just forcus my energy elsewhere.

11-15-02
they don't have very good quality control at sonic.

11-17-02
Mental Note: buy a trenchcoat.

11-28-02
"when metal is liquid, it doesn't go on your hand" -chall

11-29-02
yea, they make all kinds of cool stuff that hook to your sink fauset to go in trailers. they have to. because those people are bored.

12-2-02
too many wedding CD-R's go bad.

12-19-02
you can find the west if you know where to look for it

12-20-02
driving in the driveway is so status quo

12-25-02
"warm" is relative.

12-28-02
and by crazy advanced math, I mean, multiplication.

1-1-03
"it's all fun and games still somebody starts throwing honey mustard sauce." -joe gordon

1-2-03
why won't my palm pilot sync up?? oh. because it's unplugged.

1-7-03
"there's alot of water in people" -chall

1-9-03
if only I could read, I'd be a genious

1-9.5-03
dude...I need my own personal norm sherman

1-12-03
$5 worth of soda goes a long way

1-15-03
another one bites the dust...

1-16-03
that's not a transistor...

1-17-03
car midgets work for french fries - that's just how it is

1-19-03
give me the fish!!

1-20-03
I'm a big fan of short people..

1-22-03
maybe Amway is a religion...

1-23-03
I have one life I live during the day, and a second one I live during the night!

1-24-03
ice is just time-release water.

1-26-03
some times I like to look important. but right now I just want to buy soda.
and: the people in the turn lane have feelings, too.

1-28-03
just because something is French doesn't mean it's good

1-30-03
you can replace the batteries on anything that has screws.

1-31-03
Navada doesn't have beach !

2-1-03
bird seed doesn't grow birds!!

2-4-03
Do we have to stop at stop signs if we're driving backwords?

2-6-03
you can't toast tomato.
democrats just want free money..

2-10-03
'but you just can't go backin' up hills in downtown Atlanta, that doesn't work' -chall

2-12-03
the thing aboout it is, when you catch your shirt on fire, you can't really wear it again.

2-13-03
I need kevlar socks!!!

2-14-03
"Screw the cowboys, where has all the money gone?" -chall

2-15-03
there's no good place to keep a palm pilot.

2-16-03
if water can't sit, it'll stand

2-17-03
Mental Note: remove cap before drinking.

2-18-03
Don't leave out the low notes!

2-19-03
only in South Georgia does every highschooler dream of having a monster truck.

2-22-03
I'm no respecter of towels.

2-23-03
everybody lives in the county.

2-24-03
people sell anything people will buy

2-26-03
'cause where I live...that's where I park my car.

2-27-03
today, Rite Aide doesn't have the best music.

3-2-03
the nice thing about mud, is that it turns into dirt when it dries.

3-5-03
I means, Wal*Mart should have teleports, so you can just teleport from one walmart to another. because then you could go anywhere you wanted.

3-8-03
it takes two to tango....but only one to make Tang. -Kealon

3-10-03
I really need a laminator.

3-11-03
Rebel as much as you can.

3-12-03
I wonder if we could get on open account with Papa John's.....

3-15-03
every song needs a dance remix

3-16-03
we are NOT jacking the van up with waveguide. -chall

3-18-03
"all of us, in our heart of hearts, want a hotdog roller" -Ben

3-19-03
anything put on with 3M tape is aftermarket

3-21-03
Squirrels should be our friends.

3-24-03
"anything in a parking lot is fair game, except for cars" -ian
"and even still, if you need one.." -jeremy

3-28-03
people up north have such cool zip codes.

3-30-03
the answers are at the waffel shop.

4-1-3
dude...stuff is ALWAYS burning down on Dollar Store Rd. !!!

4-2-3
I don't need to regulate 12v. That's why I have a car.

4-6-3
stickers are so cool.

4-7-3
pathlights are so cool!

4-15-3
oh, wait; this isn't the way to Gordon's house.

4-17-3
all good barbecue starts in a trailer.

4-19-3
the answers lay in the oatmeal.

4-21-3
everything is a shortcut, if you have four-wheel-drive.

4-22-3
dude...life is confusing...I think I need to get the footnotes...

4-25-3
it's amazing how much people will pay for well packaged air.

4-26-3
we need shirts that say "it's not my fault, blame tommy"

4-30-3
I officially like Ruben sandwiches. and that's a dumb way to spell sandwiches.

5-3-3
I have no tolerence for inconsiderate people.

5-4-3
outtakes, intakes, withdraws, and mistakes. oh yes, we have that. CRAP!

5-5-3
always remember to minimize before leaving.

5-8-3
We're way cooler then beer.

5-10-3
yes, I think I like the Cauleyflower

5-11-3
the Troupe show was really bad.
except for Brian Watt + Jessica Dunbar. they made the night.
plus the people sitting behind me making fun of everything.
-and talking on their cellphone-
but I'm glad that Ashli came. that made it alot better.
and the projectors looked horrible.

5-16-3
Brookwood kids have cellphones.

5-17-3
I'm OK with generalizations.
-and-
I totally keep forgetting that the air conditioner doesn't control the radio.

5-18-3
dude, I can listen to K-Love [in the bathroom] whooaahhhahh!

5-20-3
the great thing about getting stuck in Pavo is, there's always a tractor nearby.

5-21-3
Why are tags always in the back?

5-23-3
if there's mud on my car, I better've been the one to have put it there. because that's way too much fun, for people to be havin' without me. especially in my car. without my permission!

5-28-3
"Thank you" is not an acceptable answer to a yes-or-no question.

5-30-3
behold the power of pocomail!

6-2-3
if someone leaves drinks on my porch.......I'm guna drink 'em....!

6-11-3
at work, anything that's food is like, good.

6-12-3
I put stuff in the dumpster, and it goes away. that's all I know. (ow! my eye!)

6-14-3
the problem is not getting signal; it's being able to read the display.

6-20-3
I have tools so that I can use them, not so that people can steal them.

6-22-3
I've never met a digital cellphone I liked.

6-24-3
"you can't make a good 16 channel board for $349" -chall

7-13-3
we predict the whether now....because we have the WEFax.

7-15-3
nothing's illeagal in the municipal auditorium parking lot.

7-16-3
never buy a phone from the copier people.

dude, I have enough stuff in my car to take over the world.

7-18-3
I don't need crayons to run a business.

7-21-3
where'd the rest of my lemon go ?

7-24-3
the interstate system in Montgomery is more complicated than miniature golf..

and from now on, we go to Nashville every Wednesday for the rest of the summer.

7-26-3
you can't really go wrong with a grilled cheese...

7-27-3
if there's candy in the soundbooth, I'm guna eat it.

7-28-3
how'm I supposted to use the mouse without a computer ??

8-9-3
you can't bog in a BMW.

8-15-3
the Taco bell on Zebulon Rd. has good music, too.

8-17-3
the great thing about water is, it washes off

8-18-3
you can't fish for turkey!

8-20-3
it's not really the flavor of the cookie that counts, it's the cookie experience.

8-21-3
it's amazing how much stuff will bend when you heat it up.

8-24-3
"dirt? that just keeps the UV from getting to the truck." -parsons

8-27-3
life's too short to have a nice dvd player

8-28-3
I have more radios than radio shack...!

8-30-3
if you're not observant when you take something apart, you have to be creative to put it back together

9-5-3
yea, toothpaste in your eyes, just, just ain't where it's at. -dad

9-16-3
speedbumbs are only important for people driving Honda accords;
  I laugh at them.

9-18-3
be careful using Laten when you don't know what it means

9-21-3
I'm not slow...I just have afterthoughts

9-26-3
I got a startac, so it's OK to say "whoops"

9-27-3
I suck at turning chris' laptop on.

10-1-3
ohhh...so that's how you get downtown....

10-5-3
week 4: I realize that my car stereo has presets

10-7-3
it takes more then 6 shrimp.

10-8-3
I tend to make vast generalizations about trivial subjects.

10-14-3
I decided that I am an entirely better person for having a bike on campus,
because it's entirely too far to walk from South Apartments to anywhere.

10-16-3
the Universal Theory of Pen Equilibrium:
nobody really owns a pen.. you're just guarding it for awhile.
  -chuck ellis

10-19-3
you can't hurt me - I'm wearing long sleeves!

10-21-3
time is entirely arbitrary while you're in the caffiteria

10-22-3
dude...where's my bike?

10-23-3
nothing that happens in the edit suite is revalent to the real world..

11-3-3
dude: UHF - cool!

11-5-3
"so...hyperbran isn't the best idea...you get really sick of rasins after awhile." -chuck

11-11-3
Ace of Base: Quality 90's pop techno. Dark, secular, and seductive. Deffinately music of the night.

11-17-3
I don't need games on my phone; that's what I have a palm pilot for!

11-22-3
we don't need outside..we've got the internet!

11-23-3
I'd be on time for class, all the time, if they had a clock in the caffiteria.

12-4-3
I just can't take people with cameraphones seriously.

12-10-3
the only thing consistent about the salad bar, is that it's inconsistent.

~12-18-3~
I don't believe in ghz for anything that doesn't involve a dish. and I think that wifi should be at 600 megs. -chall

1-5-4
money doesn't grow on trees! you have to get it out of the cloner...

1-7-4
customers are't products. I keep forgetting.

1-10-4
why are all the trucks in Florida driven by girls?

1-17-4
dude, you mean, I'vee been carrying around blank CDs for three days? how great!

2-5-4
you can't get paid enough to video weddings.

2-6-4
no meal is complete without cereal -pat beard

2-7-4
why do I always have to go to the bathroom when I go to Walgreens?

2-14-4
sipski is the master of things completely unncesccessary

2-18-4
respect the flush...

3-2-4
eight. who ever heard of avolume knob that went to eight?

3-10-4
the smell of the sun on the grass reminds me of the farms at home...
                                                                 it's a good place to grow up..
(and Kaki King is awesome)

3-28-4
Parsons: if they ever made it, and it's broken, we have one in the warehouse

3-29-4
I am my own speeddial

3-30-4
there's a hair in my apple

4-20-4
I might be uncreative, but I am persistent!

   and
I hate these squirrels! they keep trying to kill themselves with my bike!

4-28-4
expresso is a drink, not a hair color.

5-6-4
Dude! I had stamps this whole time!!

5-14-4
middle schoolers are the masters of getting stuff for free

5-26-4
no one gets in trouble for calling me too late, they only get in trouble for calling me too early.

6-4-4
why is there a penny in my shoe?

6-5-4
I use Alltel because not being able to make a call isn't an option for me.

6-23-4
rain doesn't wash cars, people wash cars..

6-24-4
sleep is [only] for people that need to get up in the morning.

6-28-4
everyone I know in Barwick's phone number ends in "1" !!

6-29-4
the StarTac address book is in your mind...

8-26-4
if it plugs into a StarTac, I need it.

8-28-4
mall stores don't have things that I buy.

9-16-4
Life should have background music.

9-30-4
sharpie makes me feel important

10-1-4
everybody wants to be treated like everyone else, that's all.

11-15-4
I have an amazing, techni-color dream-towel.

11-23-4
"You can get anywhere you'd ever want to go on highway 188" -parsons

11-29-4
using a digital cellphone breaks my heart.

12-11-4
society has to continually be backwards compatible with itself.

12-13-4
my problem is that I don't consider using the internet valid unleses I have at least 7 copies of my browser open.

12-24-4
outside is colder when you're wearing a coat.

1-12-5
life should have warp tunnels, like in Mario 3.

1-23-5
I only get cold when I'm around other cold people

1-31-5
the words of the prophets are written on the newsgroup walls

2-2-5
CDMA is an insult to human speech

2-22-5
nothing is ever a waste of paper.

3-9-5
I wonder where toliet makers get test turds?

3-24-5
asian people come standard with minivans -maeno

3-27-5
the power of life and death is in the phone

4-3-5
There's nothing better than driving on the toll roads for free.

4-6-5
if only I could control the CD player with my mind...

5-30-5
pagent girls all look the same

5-2-07
I am no respecter of movie return times.

7-23-07
you can only justify so much at 4am.