Quote of the Day

3-22-01
"dude, that saxaphone is bigger then my sister"
-Ian to Chris & Jones @ the WareHouse in Tallahassee (lllaaateeee @ nite)

4-6-01
"I'm not really into the whole violence thing, but I'm guna kill you before you kill me"
-Ian talking to Chall about Joe Gordon getting mugged at Lake Cherokee

4-18-01
"front of house has to be on wheels?????"
-John Clark & Tommy Griffin

4-27-01
"house lights are stupid"
-Ian to Jones at Cairo HighSchool auditorium with the fog machine running..

5-11-01
"There is a safe way to do this, I just don't know what it is"
-Ian to Chall & Cody while taking apart a shotgun shell...

5-12-01
"I'm trying! this thing's more complicated then Windows '95!!"
-Chall talking to Ian about not being able to program his new answering machine

5-19-01
"dude, summerhill road, that's a really long road.....it goes all the way to mexico"
-Chall asking Ian how to get to Alania's

"that's pretty low, for a straw" -Joe Gordon

5-20-01
"Joe's pancakes are world famous" -Chall to Kari
"yea, if you consider Thomasville the world" - Joe

5-30-01
"FedEx guys are weird" -Jeremy Parrott

7-7-01
"I'm ready to go ahead and graduate, because it's gettin harder and harder to trick teachers into thinkin I know how to read"
-Tim Helms (son of a highschool principal)

7-30-01
"I could be a dancer if I wanted to" -Chris Hall

7-31-01
"I'm not crazy, I'm just spasmatic!!" -Shannon Piland

8-14-01
"I hate cheap jelly" -Chall

8-18-01
"roaches are freakin stupid" -chall

8-22-01
"You can't just go around slapping 50 ohm loads on everything..."
--Bob Morgan (via JRC)

9-3-01
"lame guys....don't they know they can't have me??" -ana noethe

9-22-01
"we shoot union roadies" -iff (12:30am, after an EARL show)

10-9-01
"Sometimes it's intermittent, sometimes it isn't..." -Glen Trew talking about his Mackie board. (via chall)

10-17-01
"I'm not into people punchin' me" -Jeremy Parrott

11-18-01
"you're not supposted to feel the cheese, you're suppost to eat it." -k2

11-22-01
"it's only fun to play jokes on stupid people" -electronics class

11-29-01
"great! I can count! Allright!!" -jeremy parrott

12-4-01
"whoa! I dropped it and it lit up! THAT does't happen every day! now if only the other side would work.. " -chall

12-11-01
"I can't help that I'm an idiot" -Mark Wilkes

12-14-01
"DACEasy is our mortal enemy" -Ben Nelson

12-16-01
"pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me. but it will help." -Skip from Sealab 2021

12-22-01
"when your a doctor, you get ham, because doctors have ham." -chall

12-23-01
"delay is not denial. because denial is a river in egypt." -chall

12-26-01
"I think I'm sweedish" -Ana
"no, you're just white" -Kari

--/--/02
Girl to Kari: "I love my Gecko"
Kari to Girl: "That Gecko's gunna get you beat up"

1-10-02
"dothan is invinceable" -chall

1-14-02
"sleep is overrated" -shannon piland

1-15-02
"yea, the program has bugs...kinda like Microsoft.." -ian to classmates
"that's not bugs, it's a complete failure!!" -Brad to Ian

1-19-02
"If you don't smell the glue melting on your voice coils, you aren't driving 'um hard enough!" [speakerplans.com]

1-31-02
"majortity rules" -Ben to Ian
"no, Jeremy Rules" -Ian

2-6-02
"The day I spend $78 for an AC plug will be the same day I buy Jason's lights, and strap them to my VW with wire ties, and drive through a hurricane on my way to do a show that my mom is playing bass in with Michael Jackson. --John :)"

2-7-02
"My theory was, we could stop as fast as the scoolbus. We almost had to test it" -Mr. Lankford [in Atlanta Traffic]

2-9-02
"I'll go to France...to minister to Muslums......for the Southern Baptist Convention!!!" -Mr. Lankford

2-10-02
"Oh, sweet, sweet nectar! It's like my pool's doin laps aroun' the yard!...but it's stayin still." -Carl, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

3-7-02
"They have more buses then New Covenant has people" -josh folsom (re: a church in tulsa)

3-11-02
"speak to the tummy!" -jennifer bresett

3-17-02
"if ted turner can colorize movies, he can control the southern baptist convention!" -Joe

3-19-02
"how seriously can you date when you're 12? go to chunky cheese together?! -mark wilkes

3-21-02
"you can't believe everything you read on vending machines" -ian

3-28-02
"peanuts are what make the hifi work. if we didn't have peanuts, we wouldn't have a job. -jeremy parrott"

4-1-02
"Ian can get `any` phone number" -Pastor Chris

4-5-02
"I wish I was a duck. 'cause then I'd be waterproof" -ian

4-7-02
"when I die, I want my skittles" -Josh Freeman

4-8-02
"NexTel shouldn't be allowed to put stickers on anything." -ian

4-9-02
"car stereo people can't be trusted." -jeremy parrott

4-10-02(a)
Ian: you're assuming! you know what happens when you assume stuff?
Shannon: I get shot with the nerf gun?

4-10-02(b)
(chall to John Cook): "Don't get a ticket". (John Cook to chall): "Oh,no, I've quit that"!

4-10-02(c)
"I'm not goin' to jail! I don't have TIME to go to jail!" -chall

4-15-02
"I may not be very big, but I have big friends!!" -ian

4-16-02
"If I look at my sandwhich while I'm praying, does that make it god?? no!!" -luke fletcher

4-17-02
stuff on the floor is mine!! -ian

4-18-02
no matter where I go, the girl's bathroom has a couch. -cody owens

4-21-02
"how you guna clean the kitchen with cheese?" -Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

4-22-02
"I'm all about disecting some worms" -shannon piland

4-23-02
Granny: "orange is the in color"
Ian: "yea, in the 80's!"

4-27-02
"you can come, and turn the windmill!" -Mary Louise Ackerman

4-28-02
"I didn't pee in the bathtub, I peeed in my pants, like a normal kid" -cody

5-5-02
"Tupperware Rules, especially when used in total disregard of factory standards" -Joe Gordon

5-7-02
"I love popping beach balls" -joel george

5-13-02
"we use words that sound like 'X'" -english 193 class

5-15-02
I didn't get an A in physics, but I know how it works. -jeremy parrott

5-24-02
"what the heck! I don't want Consermer Electronics! I just clicked on it becase it was purple!!" -Jeremy Parrott

5-31-02
"see, they don't even know they want to go swimming, until I throw them in the pool!" -jeremy parrott

6-18-02
"dude, me and the data channel are like this: ||" -ian

6-27-02
"caroline, don't fall in the sewer..." -shannon

7-12-02
"end users are so stupid!" -ian

7-15-02
"hey, y'all be careful with that stuff, that stuff's flammable!!" -ian (to dorm full of guys)

7-16-02
"please don't buy from the ghetto cream truck" -YFN security head

7-18-02
"don't kneel in the mud!... even though the whole field is mud......" -vince (YFN security head)

7-20-02
"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" -Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

7-21-02
"Jake, people from Ochlocknee don't put that on their hands!!" -ian

7-22-02
"My toes are white because I am white."
"that's kinda like finals: I don't see my bed. well, I do, but it's accross the room."
-shannon piland

7-24-02
"you don't like my shadow puppets?" -Shannon
"not on my face!!" -Ian

7-28-02
"you can't cut the grass with matches, meatwad!" -ATHF

7-29-02
"we cheat.....fairly" -ian

7-31-02
"if you want to go to the beach, don't go to Panama City, it's like 10 times worse then sodom & gommorah" -PC

8-12-02
"cereal should be all the time" -paul cable

8-13-02
"dude, I need a nice pen" -luke
"that one's sweet" -ian
"no, I mean a nice pen, one that comes in a package by itself" -luke

8-19-02
"microwaves are to hold bread" -chall

8-20-02
"and if you think you're going to get sympathy from the shark - well then, you won't. stupid." -SG to Zorak

8-24-02
"[there's] deffinately never 43 of anything on a computer" -luke

8-25-02
"punk metal bands just are stupid" -John Clark

8-26-02
"You don't own space, so stop acting like you do" -shake (ATHF)

8-30-02
"it's not cramped, it's, just, narrow!" -shannon about bathroom

9-3-02
"never code while driving!" -The screen savers.

9-4-02
"never ship something surface to Purto Rico" -ian

9-5-02
"never ship a package surface to Puerto Rico" -ian

9-7-02
"puttin' up doors ain't easy. you gotta know what you doing. if you want it to lock." -mike green

9-9-02
"if I had 22 µF in my fingers, I'd go round shocking people all day, just for fun!" -JRC

9-11-02
"dude, microsoft isn't even compatible with themselves" -IFF to DTO

9-12-02
"everything is long distance from Dixie" -ian

9-13-02
Jared: At least I remembered the parking pass.
Ian: yea, because I reminded you!
Jared: yea, well, I remembered after you reminded me!

9-20-02
"well, I don't really think Peyton is the authority on relationships" -Lucas

9-22-02
"if I tell you to shut up, it means I don't want to listen to you, so shut up!" -JP

9-27-02
"was I ever NOT driving the barnabus???" -Chris Frith

10-4-02
Chris: dude, we should go to the Villa.
John: the Villa? that's worse then the trainyard!

10-5-02
Ian & Chall @ Ruby Tuesday's:
"dude! stop doin' that!"
"why?"
"it's destructive!"
"it's a coaster!!"

10-8-02
man, when I worked at the Weston Y, they put so much chlorine in the pool, they be bleaching little black kids. -chall

10-14-02
chip clips are so cool. I put them in my hair. -Luke

10-15-02
"..because life would be SO much easier if I had someone that stayed in my car all the time: I mean, like, if I dropped something, I'd just have to be like, "gimme dat!" -ian talking to van

10-26-02
"holloween is dumb." -joel

(later that night at Waffel House:)
Ian: Penny's make dollars.
Jared: and dollars make Pizza!

10-30-02
"never ask clay rushing a question when he's smiling" -mark buckman

10-31-02
Dispatch: "Do you need a run number for this?"
Fire: "Negative, we'll just be out burnin' this house"

11-2-02
Ian: who's car is this?
Cook: John Herndon's.
Ian: I keep denting the hood..
Cook: that's ok, it's cheap and japanese, he'll never know.

11-3-02
"man, I don't like white girls that don't talk" -steven hardy

11-14-02
you can let creativity flow with hot glue -ian

11-15-02
Mississippi is like Barwick...if Barwich was a state. -ian

11-18-02
Jeremy: Thaksgiving is next week.
Kelby: No, it's not!
Jeremy: Yes, it is! You went to Bibleschool; you don't know how to tell time!
Kelby: Yea, but my Bibleschool was on the wrong side of town!

11-19-02
Ian: dude, your fax macine is running at like 300 baud.
chall: That's a good speed.
Ian: Yea, for teletype!

11-23-02
No, put me back in the sink! -ian

11-28-02
"people smoke crack" - Jeremy Parrott

11-29-02
"Chris, you're not in iSLErO!" -ian

"Tape's rolling, and so is Ian" -chall

11-30-02
"it's alot of trouble to be fireproof" -John Cook

12-13-02
"there's nothing sadder then a street mucisian on an empty street" -ken jordon

12-15-02
"always have a professional install the pool" -cathy russell

12-17-02
"you don't have to have a wife to have a sam's club card!" -Cook

12-19-02
"anytime you dress up in hot pants, it's a date" -ben nelson

12-22-02
I don't need no woman, bangin' on the bathroom door, sayin' she needs to use the bathroom, when I'm in the bathroom. because it's my bathroom. -SG

12-26-02
you can't follow sombody that's behind you, man! -chall to alan

12-30-02
Tim: "how old are you?"
Chall: "24"
Tim: "You mean, you could have been buying us beer this whole time???"

12-31-02
Jared: I see a bright light in my future..
Ian: well, what is it?
Jared: well, I'm not sure. could be my headlights.

1-1-03
"you can't pick up things with scissors!" -caroline

1-2-03
"he's a little gun-happy. that's why we don't give him guns" -jared, about john king

"here's the EMS stuff" -jared
"this isn't EMS stuff - it's lawnmower repair stuff!" -chall

1-3-03
sleep is for in the morning -kristen moore

1-4-03
"that's great! it's like the bobsie twins....except one of you has a beard" -Mary Bond, about Ian&Becca

1-7-03
Jared: I have a mobile home.
Paul: Me too. it's my car.

1-9-03
those pizzas take 25 minutes - and at 450o!! that's almost self clean!!! -chall

1-10-03
Chris: "Blake has a boat now!"
Ian: "is it four-wheel drive?"

1-12-03
"that's what happens when you have a golf-cart: people come to your party" -ian

1-13-03
WD-40 is for stuff that doesn't move & should, and duct tape is for things that do move & shouldn't - and a hammer is just for me, to break things that neither fixes. -JP

1-16-03
"I'm not all about renting - because if I want to paint it purple, I should be able to paint it purple." -chall

1-23-03
and by "energy drink" they mean, "beer"

1-29-03
if I melt dry ice, can I swim w/o getting wet? -josh

1-30-03
"money is never jealous; it's always happy in the company of friends" -cook

1-31-03
"all roads meet somewhere" -Kealon

2-1-03
"sleep is my favorite pastime - don't mess it up" -rachel waters

2-7-03
"If I'm guna live in someting cheap that falls aparts, it's guna be something cheap that falls apart that I can drive around" -chall

2-10-03
"don't bid against yourself. and if you do, make sure you win." -chall to Ian about eBay

2-12-03
well, I am speeding. but it's for a good cause - school, grades...future!

2-13-03
my deepness astounds me.

2-14-03
"you can't mudbog in space" -Steven Hardy

2-16-03
tickeling while driving isn't fair. -Cook

2-17-03
"we don't need roads - we've got 4WD!" -Ian&Clay

2-18-03
you know how I feel about puttin' stuff in the trashcan while it's movin'. -Ian

2-20-03
Ian: Rob, are you using excel???
Rob: no, it's Quattro Pro, you fool!

2-22-03
Uncle Steve: I don't believe in feeding cats people food
Dad: I don't believe in feeding cats.

2-24-03
"we don't get paid to do this, so we're not really that good." -music group at Southeastern

2-25-03
Ian: have you ever played that game, you know, the one where you say the words all wrong?
Ben: yea, it's called, "drink beer"

2-26-03
"look at me. women do this to me." -Doug Oade

2-27-03
"somewhere, in this...pile...are my gluesticks" -ian

2-28-03
"I figured everybody'd be happy with cheese" -Ben

3-1-03
"man, you can't play POD on a mandolin!" -Ian

3-3-03
"I got better stuff to do than freeze" -John Harper

3-5-03
Ian: when you live in Moultrie, you ride with your parents.
David: when you live in Dixie, you drive your parents' car.

3-6-03
"If you can't pronounce it, don't call." - T-Mobile Guy

3-7-03
"Ah! I do have pockets!" -Caroline Pitts

3-9-03
"Bacon makes everything better" -Josh Folsom

3-11-03
"I hate fedex. Oh - I hate me; I hit the wrong button" Ian

3-14-03
"oh, I'm always ready for the weekend" -John from FedEx

3-15-03
sometimes, it's better just not to think -catlin shearer

3-16-03
"Just because you're not parinoid, doesn't mean they're still not out to get you" -Dustin Meno

3-18-03
"I was just making a private joke to myself. outloud." -chall

3-19-03
Josh: All roads lead to my house
Ian: no, they don't
Josh: have you ever been to my house? did you follow the roads? they take you there.

3-20-03
"15 x 15 should be 300. that way, I can get more money" -Luke

"no wonder you cut yourself when you shave - you don't look, and you use cold water!" -luke to chall

chall: "no one named earl is allowed to do anything cool, other then me. you write that down.
ian: but your name isn't earl"
chall: "shut up"

3-21-03
"casters rock" -charlie arwood

3-25-03
I need to be able to make anything out of phase that I want. With a gun. -ian

3-28-03
"I don't understand your rules sometimes, Ian. I just know they get us lots of free pizza"

"those numbers, man...when you start addin' them up...they're more then what you started with."
-Ben Nelson

3-30-03
I DO have pants! -Caroline

4-1-3
I make no guarantees about 900 MHz.

4-5-3
that's not a sandbox, it's a pile of dirt! -chall
"you don't have to know people to make fun of them" -Parsons
"you don't realize pavo's its own country" -Mike Green

4-6-3
"..but I will eat anything that's peach flavored. including lipstick, shampoo, and soap" -chall

4-7-3
hey, it stopped raining, that means I can roll my air conditioners back down -alan

4-9-3
Dustin: N.A.S.A. - I don't know what that stands for.
Ian: (he's Japanese)
Dustin: We have our own space program.
Ian: but you've never been to the moon.
Dustin: that's OK, we have Panasonic.

4-12-3
Waffle House is all about convenience. -Dustin

4-17-3
Sometimes, I wish I had better posture. Then I was like, 'wow, this is too much work' -Caitlin

4-18-3
you can't round up!
I can't estimate the rest of the numbers to your phone number - you have to put in the whole thing!
-chris [at subway] talking to Cody about how to use a pager

4-24-3
"they keep moving Pavo. every time you come, it gets farther away" -parsons

4-26-3
I don't take people's numbers out [of my phone], I'm not that immature. but I DO change their names. -Kealon

5-3-3
"I ate a gluestick for $7 one time. but it wasn't a whole gluestick" -Patrick Morales

5-4-3
"I'm just not a naked kind of guy" -chall

5-5-3
do you have any IDEA how popular we're guna be for the next 2 weeks with bootleg paul cable CD's???? And with the outtakes, no less! we're famous! -a page sent to Chris from Ian

5-14-3
"everything matches with jeans" -carla stanton

5-17-3
"Booklights are stupid. you're in your room, the lights are out. you shouldn't go to sleep until 4am; and you shouldn't be reading after that anyways!" -Galen Burke

5-19-3
"y'all crack me up. most people buy a shed. you guys use a car." -Shannon

5-21-3
Chris: There's a guy riding his bike in the middle of my lane!
Jared: that's legal!
Chris: But he's going the wrong direction!!

5-25-3
"white people don't melt. they just whine." -ben noethe

5-27-3
"I'm not kickboxing with anybody that knows how to do it!"
-Blake P. to Laura

"most people won't quit dealing drugs for a girl." -laura fletcher

5-28-3
"imagine a bug smacking you at 130. owchies." -parsons

5-30-3
"I'm so glad that you bite me" ian to ashli

6-1-3
"Tim, you're not going to hell, you're just going to live in Cairo the rest of your life!" -patrick

6-2-3
I don't really lie...I just tell funny stories that aren't true. -oral

6-4-3
dude...those coolers...they keep stuff cool. -ian

6-8-3
"We need a backup plan. and it can't be a golf cart" -ian

6-11-3
Just because something's orange, doesn't mean it's good. -Jake Parrott

6-12-3
"you know how I feel about not being able to get to my shredder!!" -e

6-13-3
"you can't ride on top of a truck going down the highway!!" -chall

6-14-3
"did I not eat dinner?? crap!"
-Ian, after seeing 'TheCore'

6-15-3
we need to start having our own junkyard wars, just so we can end up with cool stuff -chall

6-18-3
"nothing is out of place in my house" -chall

6-19-3
see, I don't want to carry around a cellphone. because then people'd call me. -chall

6-21-3
"who needs raid when you've got a cigarette lighter" -parsons

6-23-3
"if you're guna get a midi cable, you might as well get it coiled" -dbn

6-25-3
"rich people are so cheap!!" -chall

6-26-3
" BogasMonky: I'm adding a crazy lot of quotes to the webpage
BogasMonky: thats what crashed my ocmputer
BogasMonky: but the bad speelling?
BogasMonky: that's just me "

7-10-3
"dude...these things sound awesome...and they aren't even plugged in!"
-unknown, about Ian's new headphones

7-13-3
paper is not a food group! -Joy Parsons

7-15-3
"windows assumes [user] stupidity" -ian
"that's a good point. after all, you DID buy it" -doug

7-16-3
you can't klog in a bathing suit -chall

7-18-3
look: I'll be the judge of where my bosom is! -iff

7-20-3
Ian: you find m one of these.
John: I looked, for a long time; not throughly. just for a long time.

7-22-3
"you've got a box woth a red label on it, and you say it's stinkin' awesome. you're easily entertained"
-Ben to Ian

7-25-3
"atrichokes aren't all they're cracked up to be" -dad

7-27-3
"that reminds me, I hate shoes" -iff

7-28-3
"you know what I found out about digital phones? they work alot better if you bring 'em."

"I like being fired, because I get to go home"

-Ben Nelson

7-30-3
doug: I've been living on granola bars.
ian: you're friggin' weird, man .
doug: oh, I know that.

8-1-3
"dang it, I broke my watch again. that's the second time today, and third time this week". -blake

8-2-3
I don't need to mow the grass!
I just need to keep driving over it with this big truck until it smashes it all down! -parsons

8-6-3
just cause you can't see the needle marks doesn't mean they're there. -blake parrish
[editors note: read this quote several times]

8-10-3
"I hate Windows XP - I'm just waiting for Elmo to pop up!" -kealon nix

8-12-3
Prayer of the Day:
"Lord, please give me supernatural wisdom to take over the world, using Windows NT"
-ian

8-13-3
"now don't be bitin' on Otis" -Erin Parrish to Matt

8-18-3
that's the thing about cows; they all look the same. -dad

8-21-3
Steph: What does this button do?
Ian: it's not a button, it's a light.
Steph: but I'm pressing it!

8-22-3
"man, I'm diggin' those peaveys!"
-drunk guy at the Warehouse

8-23-3
chall: why are yoyr webpages all HTM instead of HTML?
ian: because they don't have to be, and it saves L's.
alan: what are you guna do with all those L's?
chall: play 'tetris' !

8-24-3
"I'm not meat, I'm a person." -mel

9-7-3
people who put their names on frisbees are stupid. it's not like you're giving it back; I mean, you found it in the woods.
-Ryan from room 116

9-10-3
"I'm not the IT guy, and I haven't been for as long as I've been doing it!" -chall to WCTV newsroom

9-12-3
"when I grow up, I'm guna be president, just so that I can outlaw everything before 9am" -phil aiuto

9-13-3
if I wanted to be cool, I wouldn'thave climbed a tree -phil

9-14-3
Just because she wears a bandana, that doesn't make her automatically cool -chall

9-25-3
Ian: Phil: you're eating an orange with a spoon
Phil:I know, it's frozen; it's so good. it's like an orange italian ice, but better

9-27-3
is there anywhere good to eat in Milledgeville?  -Ian
yea, Macon.  -chall

9-28-3
real hippies don't even KNOW what kind of car they drive! -cook

10-4-3
I do better on tests when I'm not prepared -Phil Aiuto

10-7-3
I lived in California, where you can't swing a stick without hitting a liberal.
and believe me, I swung alot. -John Pierce, theater instructor

no..it's allright! you can go to the caffiteria! just not in the middle of freakin' class!
-Dr Herron, Ethics teacher

10-9-3
Heard on 123.075 airport unicom frequency: "Hey pilot, your door is still open."
reply: "Oh, well that's probably where all my stuff went."
-via chall

10-10-3
ahha! I am the master...of putting things..under things! (what!?) -caroline

10-11-3
cook: you're putting Jelly on your waffel!
chall: oh hush!

hey! you can't intimidate me with ice! -Blake Parrish

10-12-3
Jared:I got pulled over going 100 miles/hr the other day.
Chall:In what?
Jared: my truck!

10-16-3
dude..I hate spiders..they follow me around, and think I'm their friend;
but they're not.
and there ain't nothin' jared can do about it.
-chall(?)

10-17-3
"dude! I've got laptop ram in the glovebox! how cool am I?!" -chall

10-18-3
Ian: always make friends with the janitor
Phil: because he who controls the toliet paper, controls the world!

10-20-3
Ian: dude, this computer crashes every time you plug the microphone in!
chad: sweet!

10-26-3
chuck: what's that?
thomas: that's grease. don't put that in your cake.

evan: "this is a weird orange" {throws orange to ian}
ian: "this is a tangerine"

10-28-3
"when you're the only member of your own fan club, you have to cheer loudly" -chuck

11-1-3
"salted apple pie ain't that good" -chall

11-6-3
you know...the spelling might not be correct...but the font was cool! -Pat Beard

11-7-3
Ian: I have that video on my computer
John: is it digital?
chuck :it's on the computer; of course it's digital, nimrod!

11-8-3
rice is great when you're not hungry, and want a thousand of something -Thomas Barbian

11-20-3
they're just pants! everybody has 'em!! -pat beard

11-22-3
ranch dressing's great on everything -chuck's friend Nick

11-23-3
Dan: "why do I have ants in my desk??"
Ian: "Did it rain? ants come inside when it rains..."
Dan: "So do people.."
Ian: "You're right."

11-30-3
we need to get Christmas lights, because I have an extention cord, and we need to use it. -my roommate

12-1-3
I'm not antisocial, I just hate everyone. -chuck

ohh...GPA? I gave up on that after last year... -Dan Barbour (roommate)

12-5-3
you can't say niner on a phone! -Thomas

12-10-3
if you get me a red bath robe dude, I'll freakin wear it to lunch -Phil @ 1:30am

12-12-3
I'm good at giving neck massages-but not with my feet  -Jenny Booth

12-22-3
"space pens don't write so well on earth" -Ian
"I've noticed that" -Ben

12-23-3
at least no one can see him! he's like the wizard of oz! -Kealon, about Herndon

12-24-3
"the world is your toliet when you're hanging at 1000' " -chall

12-31-3
people are dumb; they don't even know where they live! -dbn

1-8-4
alan: does this radio work?
ian: yup!
alan: sweet! I acctually fixed sommething! and it worked afterwords!

Jeremy: close the door, it's cold [in ana's apartment] !
Ana: dude, you're wearing shorts & a wifebeater.
Jeremy: yea, but I wasn't expecting there ro be a cool breeze in your living room!

1-14-4
I'm scared of people with apostrophes in their names -ian

1-20-4
Ian: does anybody want milk and oreos? because I have that.
Walter: you have milk? holy crap!

1-22-4
Ian: Dan, you'll be happy, all my Paul Simon got lost on my harddrive that crashed.
Dan: Oh, good! now, what about the Jewish music?
Ian: well, there was just that one song. but it was only :45 long, and I looped it the whole semester.

1-25-4
Dan: we need a clock out here
Ian: don't you have a clock on your DVD player?
Dan: oh, yea, I should set that. I havn't since the power went out.
Ian: when did the power go out?
Dan: last semester.

1-27-4
"oh, I'll get my witness. If I have to buy them with a lollipop, I'll get my witness" -Roosevelt Hunter, in chapel

"You'd never know that I'd [be the kind of person that would] have a toolbox" -Jessica McDonald

1-28-4
(in the caffiteria)
Ian: Walt, the fish just isn't doin' it for me..
Walt: you should get some more fish.
Ian: um........

"I may be skinny, but I have sharp elbows" -Yadira

2-5-4
"I could be Jewish" -Walt
"yea..but you could also be an idiot" -Dan

2-6-4
you know, deep down, girls like guys with tight pants -josiah lockhart

2-7-4
the key to making a perpetual motion device, is WD-40. -chuck

2-11-4
I do my music shopping on the network now. You can preview before you buy, and when you do buy it's free! -thomas

2-18-4
"you can't provoke the quote of the day...quotes come...like the weather" -dan

2-27-4
if you're guna be serious about fire, you might as well use welding temperatures.
I'm talkin', like 5000 degrees. wait, maybe that's too much..-Rob Sipski

3-9-4
if it wasn't for canada, we wouln't have mountys to make fun of -dnb

3-12-4
"they have a number, we should prank them. it's local." -dan

3-17-4
Ian: we should have a whiteboard.
Dan: yes. Although, if we had a whiteboard, that'd be erasable, and I'd just erase it for fun.

3-20-4
young people like their music 9dB above where insects die -Mark Rutland

3-23-4
"I am so cool, it's ridiculous!" -John Paul Barbian

3-24-4
"don't pee in the buglight" -chuck

3-27-4
Chall: who's got the keys? did I give you the keys? how'd you get the keys!?
ian: I drove the truck!!
chall: [oh,] that makes sense.

Herndon: Dave Matthews stories are usually funny.
J. Cable: yea, 'cause he's always high.

3-28-4
"I'll buy anything for less than $20" -chall

3-29-4
Alanis Morissette needs to learn that everything she writes in her diary isn't a song; -maeno

4-2-4
John: "Ready on 2, taking 2.."
Collin: "ready on 3!"
John: "we're not taking 3, she's asleep!"

4-6-4
if I wanted to procrastinate, I wouldn't fling crap at birds; i'd play mindsweeper. -Dan Barbour

4-15-4
ian: (chad) you leave you car unlocked??
chad: heck yea, I hope they steal it!

4-18-4
"aww man..when you put your phone on silent..you miss calls" -Josh Folsom

4-20-4
"I determined today that everything is better with lemon. except chocolate ice cream." -dan barbour

4-21-4
you can't use one button for a bi-directional thing -chris hall

4-22-4
" I'm preachin' better then you shoutin! " -Roosevelt Hunter in chapel

4-23-4
I have a busy life as it is; I don't need people stalking me -Adam Kleinhenn

4-24-4
Dustin: dude, I got a 2 megapixel camera, but I want a 3..
Ian: you live in Barwick, what are you going to do with a 3 megapixel camera?
Dustin: take really good pictures of corn!

4/4
get the chairs, get the chairs! I get the tall one. why? because I'm short -pat beard
I get the bent and broken one. why? because I'm white trash -miracle thomas

"that is why I love you guys; because you know how to do graphics" -me to control room

4-29-4
"I just like this radio because it goes 'beep'" -Ian playing with a Radius

5-6-4
but then...but then, the golf carts came...and we were like, ohhhh dukie. -darcy @ dinner

5-10-4
"they just replace network cards; that's all they do." -cook, about rosenet tech people

5-15-4
you know, we're pretty creative without insterments. maybe we should get rid of them every now & then. -cook

5-17-4
see! God heard you, and he took your cheese away! -Ian to Blake

5-20-4
google knows everything. -ben nelson

5-21-4
I don't know why, but ugly cats are my favorite -kealon nix

5-23-4
that's my kinda fix, when you just gotta break somethin' -jeremy parrott

5-28-4
everything I cook at my house goes to 435° for 20 minutes, and it goes right in. -john herndon

5-30-4
"girls that pee in the woods are awesome" -jeremy parrott

6-4-4
the job of the television is to make sure you're dissatisfied -ben nelson

6-5-4
"evrything's short compared to Tim [Carter]" -Ian

6-7-4
I'll do almost anything for free, but if I dress up, I'm gettin' paid. -me

6-13-4
"and pagent girls are poodles, because poodles are pagent dogs" -chall(?)

6-14-4
"some people drink beer. I drink cherry coke" -chall

6-20-4
[propagation] is a christmas miracle -blake

6-23-4
they sell everything at rite-aid, except for cars. -jeremy parrott

6-24-4
dustin: you've got a gun!
ian: yea, that's pretty much just a mic stand.

6-28-4
"anything menu-based I can't drive and do" -chall

6-30-4
man, I'd get shot at if I was flyin' around Barwick. -Dustin Maeno

7-5-4
there's not much I find funny at 5:53 in the morning. -cook

7-8-4
if you're going to put that much effort into something silly, it might as well be cool. -dad

7-9-4
"I don't know why I eat things I find in my pocket" -Matt Carvin

7-?-4
Ian: I'm trying to takeover the world using Adobe Acrobat...
Jeremy: you've got a long trip ahead of you.

7-17-4
Kealon: chris, you need to teach me how to make my vocals sound better.
Cook: you get paul cable to sing, that'll make it sound better.

8-7-4
"what happened to the drive-in theaters?" -tom
"global warming" -ray

8-22-4
sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do to really hurt the ones we love -j.M.C.

8-28-4
"when I grow up, I'm guna be an old lady that grabs young guys' butts" -'stine

8-?-4
Dan: you lost a DVD. that's a crime of humanity. the Bush administration's guna get you, because they don't have anything better to do.

9-17-4
the key to pita eating, is not fold it. it's not a buritto here. -steve griner

9-18-4
"They pile on the mushrooms...'cause fungus is cheap" -parsons

10-1-4
there's nothing better than a big penny -dave letterman

10-2-4
discussion at WJGG about the Phantom computer system:
Parsons: dude, that's crankin' for a 486...
Chall: dude, it's got twelve megs of ram - that's huge!

10-5-4
"all short cars should have flags on top of them" -Darcy

10-6-4
boys don't know their colors, that's the problem -katie hilderbrandt

10-7-4
a 57 works on evrything. and you can hammer with it. and it still works. -josiah lockhart

10-8-4
there should be some mathematical way to get a girlfriend -dan barbour

10-11-4
"milk don't really taste that good after A-1 sauce. I know that's hard to believe" - steve griner

"if I don't have happy buns, you're not gettin' a happy mix" -Ian to Chad

10-12-4
"fire just solves everything" -justine

10-13-4
I'm going to hide my ballot so noone steals it and votes for Bush with it -Dan Barbour

"no font is worth $22" -chad stowers

10-18-4
Roxane: Ian, do you know anything about chromakey?
Ian: nope, I was hoping you could teach me..
Roxane: I was hoping I would remember...

10-26-4
christy: did you put salad dressing on your bread?
darcy: no, it accidentally soaked up some beet juice.

11-3-4
when the "orchestra" starts up, and it's a four-piece band? you know something's wrong. -steve griner

11-23-4
"don't hit me, I'm important." -me to car

11-24-4
"cherry-vanilla Dr. Pepper." I may have to get one of those just, to experience all the ajectives. -john herndon @ Sonic

11-25-4
if anything blue pops up on my computer, I'm like, aww, ----
-patrick morales

11-30-4
don't talk to me about humidity; 115° is like, desert. -?

12-3-4
"all food should be served with fresh cheese on top" -rachel conrad

12-6-4
Ian to Ray: are you A-D-D?
Ray: No, just funny.

12-10-4
guitar players are allergic to britney spears -john moss

1-13-5
"I could live off music and water" -Justine

3-18-5
I'm hungry, and tired, and burritos just don't do it anymore.
[so let's go to waffle house] -harvey mabe

3-23-5
just 'cause you're strong doesn't mean you have good aim -josh folsom

3-28-5
everything looks better with a tan -Justine Spinoza

3-29-5
Jews are tempted by free ham -Justine Spinoza

4-1-5
there are those that see the glass as half empty;
there are those that see the glass as half full;
then there's people like me who say, 'what the crap is that glass doing there?!'
-Steve Griner

4-6-5
only at college can you have a hamburger and bowl of lucky charms for dinner -michael robertson

4-8-5
"she has no right to smile at me whatsoever" -josiah austin to girl at applebee's

4-9-5
In Boston, you have to drive through a tunnle to get to the Airport.
Because it's under water.
-cartalk

8-8-5
Koreans are just generic Asian people -Lucas

10-1-5
"swords make a movie" -Blake Parrish

12-4-5
there's better things to do with time than fix DacEasy -Ian

2-13-6
"who needs 3¢ stamps??" -Todd

1-11-8
mom's should have myspace -Ian

5-4-8
Ian: do you want me to turn off the lights so you can fall asleep?
Mike: no, I can pretty much fall asleep in full daylight.
Ian: is there anything you can't do?
(pause)
Mike: I can't really get on the kiddy slide at McDonald's.

6-21-8
You know something's wrong if Lucas is the most normal person you know -chall