10-29-01
....what if caroline pitts was a pop rock star, and we got to go around the country with her and produce her shows, and she was the love of teenieboppers everywhere.....

10-30-01
....you know, if caroline pitts was a pop rock star, she'd have to wear a headset mic, and dress like brittany spears.......and then she just couldn't be my friend anymore....

10-31-01
....man, north georgia's really frappin' cold.....they need to install heaters on the street corners, like street lights....that would be way cool...

11-1-01
.....dude.............I need a submarine...........

11-5-01
...I wonder if the pig is the official animal of any state........

11-12-01
....dude...I really like pickels, but like, who in the world was like, 'hey, lets go soak a cucumber in spices for 4 days and see how it tastes'? I mean, come on......

11-15-01
...hey.....opera......whoooaaa....

11-17-01 [12:52am]
whoa.....the colors on this page are hidious......

11-27-01
....dude....bumpers are weird....

11-28-01
...John says that with all our amp racks put together, we have about 6.7 horsepower....that's enough horses for us all to be romans!!

11-29-01
<first thought unabaliable, due to forgetfulness>

12-3-01
Ok, it's december, and I'm driving to school wearing shorts, with the windows down.. no wonder the canadians come here for winter!

12-4-01
can you get high off of starting your car? because I really, realy like it..

12-10-01
frost should be illeagal.

12-24-01
yea, so then I woke up and said, "where have al the cowboys gone?"

12-31-01
camels.......we need camels.... [chall]

1-7-02
dude, I'm tired of life being so rushed...I think I wana move to an Alaskan fishing village, where you only take baths twice a year, and, and, ..hey, there's a fire truck.

1-9-02
hey, you can see a rainbow in the wendy's parking lot when the sprinklers are on.

1-10-02
I still think that frost should be illeagal

1-14-02
air fresheners are way, way overrated

1-15-02
dude, I'm never going to be late for class again.

1-24-01
I don't understand what the big deal with rockstars is. I mean, anybody could be a rockstar. All you need is the hair, and you can buy that. So I think all these teenyboppers need to find something else to idolize....like.........God!!

1-26-02
yea, I think it needs to stop raining over here, 'cause pretty soon the puddels are guna get wet, and then it's guna be hard to drive.....

1-28-02
"Thomasville Municipal Airport Automated Weather Observation; Visibility: 3 feet"

1-30-02
I hate it when that happens.

1-31-02
mmmmmmmmmmm................butter............

2-11-02
One should always be careful when cutting the grass, because if you cut too deep, the hedgehogs will get mad, and then they'll come and kill you.

2-12-02
"..I'm goin' home, to the one I love, no matter how you feel..." [©2002, Paul Cable]

2-21-02
never allow the dew on the grass to bud before it's time to be harvested.

2-25-02
if you can see the whole rainbow in the sprinkler at wendy's, does that mean there's a pot of gold there, too? Or maybe Dave Thomas was a leprechaun!

3-5-02
I deffinately think I need a genie in a bottle, that I could carry around in my pocket, and be like "bam - hey, do this", and I'd have a genie in a bottle. how cool would that be?!

3-12-02
one day, I'm guna have a real job, and not have to go to school, and not choke on english muffins while I drive....and hey! there's Jerry, and he's driving the church van! and that's just not right!

3-18-02
dare thee not step in puddles, less mud may get attached on one's shoe

3-21-02
Ok, girls are officially weird. And stuff needs to stop falling out of the trees onto my car!!!

4-9-02
if only the grass were greener on the other side..

4-15-02
you know, sometimes I like to think that I have it all under control, then I wake up & realize, 'yea, whatever.'

4-23-02
my new alternative / backup name is Sabastian Winters.

4-25-02
Ok, I woke up with "Golden Helmet of Mambrino" playing in my head. THAT can't be good!

4-30-02
just because the chicken crossed the road, doesn't mean that the road liked it.

5-1-02
Good guys get the bad girls, bad girls get the good guys, and good girls get the bad guys. so what does Sarah Ambrose get?

5-6-02
"well, ya know, sometimes you just have to grin, bear it, and eat the pie"

5-7-02
Look, I'm going to plug that thing in, and there's nothing you can do about it!!

5-13-02
always make sure the rooster isn't on the other side.

5-21-02
the only thing I can predict about the next day is the color underwear I want to wear.

5-27-02
man, that was some good yogurt.

5-28-02
Just because the grass is greener on the other side doesn't mean it's hot there.

5-30-02
you know, I'm pretty sure that the outside sound system at Chevron is transposed one key higher then the inside system...how cool is that??

6-11-02
nooooo....lemmmmeee do it!!

6-24-02
people really are as stupid as they look.

7-11-02
if I leave my GPS on while I sleep, will it map out where I've been in my dreams?

7-21-02
Ow! My eye!!

7-28-02
I love parking next to the cars of people I know - it doesn't matter if you hit their car when you open your door.

8-6-02
look, man, just 'cause I'm white doesn't mean I don't use hand cream

8-26-02
the lengths to which people will go to keep from having to walk somewhere amazes me.

10-1-02
I need to go to an amy grant concert...

10-7-02
Whoa. a Street cleaner.

10-13-02
I'm OK with giving people hugs now

10-14-02
squirrels should be illeagal

10-16-02
ya know, just cause there's a parking space, doesn't mean you have to park in it.

10-21-02
I get songs in my head, too, but that doesn't mean I sing them.

10-23-02
Dude! I want to drive on the grass!

11-10-02
because boll weevils eat people

11-13-02
oh, you can write me a ticket. but that doesn't mean I'll eat it!

11-18-02
Just because the grass is green doesn't mean it's ok to drive on it

11-22-02
oh yea, just start the key with no car, that'll work great.

11-26-02
dude, gimme back my keys

12-1-02
Diversity is so cool.

12-19-02
I don't make original analog masters anymore...

12-22-02
I have a very firm grasp on planer space. AUTOCAD THIS, BABY!

12-24-02
oh dang....it's guna rain

12-25-02
you can't solder chicken!!

12-30-02
why is there a ball bearing glued to my bed?

1/1/03
whoa. maybe iDen isn't so bad after all....

1/14/03
my goodness...Sonic is a horrible color now...

1/15/03
I just can't accept Salad as being a valuable part of society.

1/16/03
Oh...I can park here...and ain't no one guna tell me I can't!

1/17/03
why's it always gotta be so stinkin' cold?

1/18/03
matt carvin should be a mail-order bride

1/21/03
going to washington is like going to mexico. except, it's cold there.

1/23/03
weird dreams...

1/24/03
maybe the east-side and the west-side are comparitive figments of our imaginations...?

1/27/03
dude....all I want to do is park...

1/31/03
ok, I need the cheese, the chalk, a ruler, and a protractor. because that's what I need. for complete world domination.

2/3/03
I think we should have ballerinas on call, 24 hours a day. just to be pretty.

2/4/03
just because you can drive a bus, doesn't neccessarily mean you can ride on it.

2/5/03
and I thought infared was cool...

2/6/03
silly democrat, don't you know that
the power indicator shouldn't be red,
and that antennas are expendable??

2/8/03
I'm a big fan of driving...and of the internet..

2/9/03
cops should have trucks.

2/10/03
I just don't count [for anything] at 4 am.

2/12/03
I just don't understand how smoking could possibly be beneficial.

2/14/03
and ya know, people don't have to be stupid.

2/15/03
don't make me cook the pizza again.

2/16/03
the moral of the story is: always order what you were going to order in the first place.

2/17/03
and USPS package tracking? that's just dumb.

2/18/03
my real and digital lives are beginning to become one.....

2/25/03
it may not be much, but hey, if I ever need a penny....

2/26/03
if you power up a Motorola cellphone and throw it across the room, you get the doppler effect from the power up beep, and it sounds cool.

3/1/03
I get tired of not being able to take my dreams into real life.

3/3/03
I mean, really, it's probablly about 15-20 watts.

3/6/03
man, I am the mo taken' it back to office depot person I know!

3/11/03
Happy Freakin' Birthday.

3/16/03
"I've got "concrete jungle" stuck in my head. or maybe I've got my head stuck in a concrete jungle, I'm not sure. and I have the keys to your van. because I didn't bring them back. because I'm different.

3/17/03
the trouble with the gene pool is, there's no lifeguard. -chall

3/18/03
see..rich people are weird..they spend ridiculous amounts of money, just to be like poor people, and to get the stuff poor people already have.

3/19/03
Paul Simon was all about him some Africa...

3/21/03
I'm going to start filing my clothes in a file cabinet instead of a dresser, because that would be cool...

3/25/03
the quotes are up.......and that's kinda like the fries being up...except, less greasy...

3/29/03
you forget how much your belt helps, until you don't wear one.

3/30/03
lawyers have the weirdest names.

3/31/03
I didn't know UPS guys could park on the curve.

4/1/3
Why can't people understand that I wear a watch in the shower?

4/3/3
your whole dashboard should be glove compartments. because then you'd have a place for your stuff.

4/6/3
...and by "special detail," they mean, "breakfast"

4/7/3
dude! you mean I could have been using these cellphone chargers to charge my scanner this WHOLE TIME??

4/8/3
seriously, I think you, me, john, alan, and jared could take over the world, if we [they] could get away from our [their] girlfriends for long enough.

4/11/3
Guns. we need guns. that have actions. that do what we want.

4/13/3
people with tint don't know.
it could be spring forever, and I'd never care;
and cook had better be being good.

4/15/3
but I DO like meatloaf!
[oh]
shut off the car, genious.

4/16/3
dude, my stereo is stinkin' awesome.

4/17/3
sequin....what a funny word (special thanks to EP)

4/19/3
dude, I have wireless access points in stereo now; I'm the man.
and I boight a tub of chalk. because we'll need that, to take over the world.

bizarro.

4/21/3
toaster?

4/27/3
We need to go on the road. and I'll ride my monster, if I have too.

5/2/3
I discovered that if you write "Oreos" on this crazy piece of paper on the side of the refrigerator, they mysteriously appear in the cubbard!

5/3/3
dude...I have "KEALON" written on my chest...

5/5/3
the program for the dance recital should also contain phone numbers.

5/7/3
I love it when everybody's maps all line up.

5/9/3
then I'll 9-8-7-6 my way to stardom.

5/11/3
I need to go to Dothan.

5/12/3
Richard!!!!

5/13/3
mmm...wireless internet...good...

5/17/3
WalMart should have a cover charge.

5/18/3
it's guna be a good summer.

5/20/3
communism doesn't work because it's against people's nature.......that.....that's why it doesn't work.

5/21/3
one is enough!

5/28/3
(after talking with Patrick)
"blasted" - what a cool word!

5/29/3
I miss EARL shows...

5/31/3
just because Europe does something, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

6/1/3
I overestimated my inability to wakeup.

6/3/3
Kalyn Casanova - if you ever read this, I want you to know that I'm so very proud of you for finishing your dance. I was on the verge of tears. For that I respect you more then you'll ever know. And sorry about the thing with me & Jeremy. we didn't mean it, honest =).
//don't let go - hang on to every moment\\

6/5/3
man...I forgot yesterday's first thought...

6/7/3
you bring me one of those green things

6/17/3
well, see, I was asleep, until I was awake.

6/18/3
if you had purple waxheads made of foam, did you have purple candles made of wax?

6/19/3
did I mention we have a boat now?

6/20/3
oh, yea. the phone works real well off.

6/21/3
I never did that...

7/10/3
you can't just survey, in the middle of the road, just because you want to.

7/12/3
it takes more then 20' to get to Meigs....

7/13/3
and square roots? they...wh...re...no.

7/16/3
I don't want a pickel!

7/17/3
I'm telling you man, we need to start a mercenary service.

7/18/3
you gotta have lackies!

7/20/3
8 hours. 8 hours. I own sunglasses. I just don't know where they are.

7/21/3
well.....do we...um....take back the vacuum cleaner ?

7/22/3
"I never see anyone cool when I'm driving before 10am" -chall

7/23/3
it's not about the clean, it's about the awake.

7/24/3
how am I supposted to throw away the trash without a trashcan?

7/28/3
they know not to mess with the antennas; that's just the way it is.

7/30/3
"I should have soap, shampoo, and conditioner on tap in my shower" -chall

8/1/3
too far gone, too far gone. not to be confused with Miss Siagon.

8/2/3
Pon pon, pon pon. pon pon! Attention all stations! Chris Hall is awake before 10 am !

8/10/3
left lane ends? right lane ends! guys!!

8/12/3
cones don't need an explanation.

8/18/3
I hate it when the phone rings

8/19/3
I don't imagine grass could live underwater.

8/21/3
today, I take over the world.

8/23/3
hey man....hey...don't mess with my reggae.

9/13/3
everything always looks better under caffiteria glass

9/22/3
see, it's not that I don't want to go to class, it's just that I want to sleep

9/23/3
I need a silenced nerf gun to shoot at the people in my 8am class that aren't awake yet...

9/25/3
I'm the master of the 5-minute breakfast

10/1/3
oh...that's not my car.
 (welcome to october)

10/7/3
why is it dark outside? (0700)

10/17/3
whoa, that's my car. and boy is it looking good today!

11/11/3
so my bank, wrote me a letter and said they needed a copy of my birth certificate...well...I just have one thing to say to them...here I am! isn't that good enough!?

11/12/3
there's no good place to put a brickphone.

12/4/3
untie the string from your loofa, and see what happens!!

1/8/4
well, I've got two yogurts, orange juice, an empty harddrive box, and Alania Fielding's cellphone.
 and it means something.

1/14/4
you can't shave with toothpaste!

1/17/4
Chall's Broadcast Notice to Mariners number 1429:
 Chris Hall annouces the following: I stayed @ WPAX until 3:30am, got a lot done, didn't goto bed until 5:30. Bout to get wet, goto the bank and get my hippie chick. Then, we goto Morven, then to get a projector bulb. Gig tonite in Leesburg with the Alex band. I'm hungry and mariners are advised to use extreme caution when transiting the area.
 This is Coast Guard group Cherokee Lake, out.-chall

2/6/4
that's my away message! Matt Carvin stole my away message!

2/8/4
thecubanrocker: ... the cabages are coming

2/9/4
where's my palm pilot? because I'm going to need that to take over the world...

3/10/4
something about shaving...

3/19/4
oh,- I'm not wearing that.
         (HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBECCA MAXWELL!)

3/22/4
this is not a people towel!

3/24/4
I need an outside thermometer.

3/25/4
/and everyone knows now that every day here will be steven's last night in towne/

3/28/4
oh, I guess I can't make a left turn on red.

4/6/4
why are there sprouts on my shirt?

4/8/4
oh, crap! It's Thursday!

4/9/4
ahhh, Green Apple JOnES!

4/12/4
Curtis, answer your phone !!

4/21/4
Oh, ...I have a bike
(and that offspring song playing in my head)

4/26/4
{Paul Simon}

4/27/4
even when I'm asleep, somehow a subrutine called SHOWER can still function. pretty cool.
  (put the lid down...it's best for everyone..)

5/2/4
I almost tried to lock my refridgerator with my car remote. whoa.

5/3/4
and why do my ice trays keep falling in upon one another?

5/7/4
Standing at the corner of Layette, state of Louisiana

5/14/4
Weblink is silly, Motorola T900's were a bad idea, girls are stupid, Paul Cable is always sleepy, and Kaki King is amazing. and Halo.
 (WHERE's MY TRUCK?)

5/17/4
"MattCarvin: ahh yes...a fine day to slay the one they
call john cook! my broad sword longs for the supple
flesh of my nemesis, quivering with anticipation, while
the grassy field longs to be watered with the life
essence cupped by the vessel that is my adversary!"

6/2/4
for a song to be truely great, it must have a dance mix of it released;
although the dance mix will be a horrible stab at the otherwise great song, it's still required.

6/4/4
mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

6/5/4
91.5 is supposted to be a radio station, not how hot it is outside.

6/14/4
chasing amy....

6/15/4
now, where's my black belt? because I'm going to need that, really.

6/21/4
the thermometer in the bathroom read 145.6° F thismorning.

6/22/4
everybody thinks they have the best cellular plan. that's why they have it. but they're wrong: chris hall has the best cellular plan there is.

6/29/4 where's my deodorant?

7/1/4
digital killed the radio star.

7/14/4
flip-phones aren't for clipping to pants; that's not what they're for.

7/16/4
mmm...garlic...
  and my watch forgot what day it is....without loosing time.

7/17/4
I'm guna need real shoes..!

7/20/4
me and my subconscious need to have a talk

8/28/4
why is there fuzz on my bed?

9/8/4
if you run the water hotter, it makes the shower feel bigger.

10/1/4
soap gets smaller exponentially.

10/11/4
you can't wear comfortable jeans every day.

11/15/4
rednecks with computers; now there's a scarey thought.

12/1/4
I should get paid more for my daytime minutes than my night and weekend minutes.

12/4/4
in my society, the clean-shaven ones will be the outcasts.

12/12/4
coat hangers should be a valid form of currency

12/13/4
drinking orange soda first thing in the morning is incredible

1/14/5
something about the letter "Y"...

1/23/5
i shuold have a bananna tree

1/25/5
in the nineties, all the good programs could fit on one disk

2/10/5
where's my pager...?

2/11/5
I think that seminaries only teach you their specific beliefs about Christianity, not actually about Christianity itself.

3/1/5
I need slick socks.

3/2/5
A tent is like freedom in a bag..

3/10/5
wow, i have clean clothes

4/3/5
I always but a lot of milk, because a lot of milk is the same price as a little bit.

4/24/5
There's no good place to keep a toothbrush

4/29/5
I do laundry so that I can have clean clothes; that's why I do laundry.

8/26/6
Well, there goes 10 pence.

11/6/06
Plastic: the fabric of our lives.